A Completely Unrelated-To-Art Post

Solidified Life Plans:

Plan A: Lie, Cheat, and Steal in order to contrive a way to make art and/or writing my bread and butter (in any capacity).

Plan B: Work my ass off in order to contrive a way to make art and/or writing my bread and butter (in any capacity).

Plan C: Take Praxis Exam - Become Jr. High/High School Teacher - Be as politically & economically subversive as possible - Don’t get caught.

Plan D: If caught, regret nothing.

Plan E: Start a cult - Profit.

Plan F: Become adept at shoplifting and dumpster diving. Find abandoned house and squat.

Plan G: Join a cult - probably die.

Plan H: Become a prostitute.