Free Hoop Swag?!

I’m thinking about doing a giveaway or some such thing.

 See, I’ve come into the possession of a large quantity of 2.5x3.5 card stock (the dimensions of a trading card) but I can’t do a bunch of wee collages and expect to sell them. Art of such a small size isn’t often sold, but usually traded amongst artists for funsies. So I was thinking about giving em away as they’re made.

 [Well… originally, I was planning on sending like, 10 or so to anyone who’d be willing to write up a short blurb about my work that I could use as a part of - or at least as a jumping off point for - a revised artist’s statement because the one I have right now is so generic and dippy I really never use it. I later decided that it was probably more effort than anyone would wanna put forth for 10 collage trading cards - even if they were lovingly handmade by mine own hands.]

 Instead, I’m considering just sending them to anyone who wants one. Just another way of saying Rev. Hoop thinks you’re the bees knees.

 It’d be the coolest card you’ve ever put in the spokes of your bike.

 Or you could actually have that shit matted and framed, if you really wanted to.

 Or you could shoot it with a BB gun.

 Or light it on fire. (Please have adult supervision when playing with fire)

 So what do you think, Tumblr? All it’d require is an address I can ship to. (in my ask box, please - Don’t just post that shit down here in the answers box)

 Good idea? Bad idea? Who wants some hoop swag?